Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 12, 2009

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Lars: Looks good, Jeffrey... It's ready for launch. Danae: I thought you had to wait 'til August for Mars to come closer. Jeffrey: Um... That was our Internet hoax. Lars: You see, we spread silly, easily debunked rumors about Mars periodically so any factual reports about sightings will be dismissed as just another hoax. Danae: Oh... Aaarrrggh!! I never know what to believe on the Internet! Lars: Exactly why we gave you the Internet. Danae: See?! I read that theory online and didn't believe it! Jeffrey: Uh... Now isn't a good time, big guy...