Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 22, 2009

Transcript:

Danae: I thought Mars was a barren, uninhabitable planet, Lars. Lars: You're talking about Mars 4.0, the red planet. Danae: Um... Mars 4.0? Jeffrey: Lars is from Mars 3.5. Lars: Our planets are in a synchronized orbit on opposite sides of the sun. Danae: Cool! So when will you let the world know about it? Lars: When your society is run by reason instead of fear and superstition. Danae: Oh, well... That should be right around... When? Half-past never? Jeffrey: Sigh. Lars: Oh, like having talk radio as your learning annex is our fault...