Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 17, 2010
Man: I've traveled halfway around the world to learn the secret of true contentment. Wise Man: Ah, that's easy... live each day with this in mind... arguing with idiots makes you an idiot. Man: That's it? Wise Man: Yep. Woman: Well...? What'd he say? Man: To stay off the Internet and don't run for Congress.