Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 17, 2010
Transcript:
TV: ...And finally, this report of a study in England where after 20 years of research... It was concluded that the combination of smoking, excessive alcohol consumption, a diet of fatty foods and never exercising will lead to a shorter life. ...And, no, I'm not kidding. Captain Eddie: Uh... Why'd it take 'em 20 years t' figyah that out? Flo: 'Cuz they couldn't get any funding fah 21 yeahs.
In case it wasn’t clear as intimated in the cartoon, this was an actual news report from about a month ago.