Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 26, 2010
November 25, 2010
November 27, 2010
Transcript:
Joe: So in this prescient autobiography, what's your greatest accomplishment? Danae: Hmm... I'd say how I put an end to crime. Joe: And how'd you do that? Danae: By getting a law passed that banned all clothing. Since nobody could hide anything, it was really easy to get the bad guys... and made going through airport security a lot faster. Bob: Y'know, hypothetically, it would work... Joe: You're reeeeeally not helping, Bob...
” By the way, no carry-on luggage either.”
I may be mistaken, but I understand this is the standard for flying in Israel. I always thought that was a good idea.