Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 04, 2011
January 03, 2011
January 05, 2011
Transcript:
Danae: Wow... look how much snow we got last night! everything is covered in a thick blanket of looming catastrophe. Joe: Mm-hmm. Oh, don't worry... the plows made it through just fine, so your school bus will be on time.
For all those people over the years now who have had the idea of Danae and Calvin getting together, you need to keep in mind the law of cartoon physics. You see, once a comic strip stops, the characters no longer have the power to stay the same age. Since 6-year-old Calvin retired 16 years ago, that would make him 21 years old now, while Danae is still only 9 years old. That’s just not right.