Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 23, 2011
Transcript:
Danae: So my holy scriptures show that the earth is about 1000 years old... Teacher: Um... Danae? The pyramids in Egypt are over 5000 years old. Danae: Oh... um... I was using the Danaeist Church measurement of time... which governs to the modern calendar as... um... 10,000 years. Teacher: OK, now you're just making stuff up on the fly... Danae: The perfection of Danaeism is that our unquestioned dogma is flexible.
“The precise age of the pyramids of Giza has long been debated because, until now, there has been little evidence to prove when the pyramids were built. The history books generally point to 3200 B.C. as the approximate date when the pyramid of Khufu was under construction. "
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/pyramid/explore/howold.html