Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 03, 2012
January 02, 2012
January 04, 2012
Transcript:
Captain Eddie: Why do you want to make changes heah, Flo? I think it's pahfect the way it is. Flo: Well... I can't affahd any big changes, so maybe a few small things could improve my business. Eddie: Like what? Flo: Like stop serving people who're six months behind payin' theah bah tab. Eddie: So much fah pahfection.
If you throw Eddie out then you won’t have any costumers.Then there will be no cash flow.If you keep Eddie and he never pays his billThere will be no cash flow.I know!!Register Captin Eddie as a Historical Landmark and apply for a grant to restore him. Put a historic marker sign out front and the tourist will just flock in to see him.It is that or get a karaoke machine and or a stripper pole.I doubt if captin Eddie looks that good in a G string.