Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 16, 2012

Transcript:

Captain Eddie: The ye-aw of the dragon prophecy warns us that a zombie apocalypse might come. With the help of the good penguins, the legendary giant Borneo... "the Gronk"... has kept the world safe from teh bad penguins gettin' out and turnin' people into zombies... the prophecy said that a tunnel would open, giving the zombie-disease-carryin' penguins an escape route around the mighty Gronk. Lucy + Petey: Oops. Danae: Uh... which are the bad penguins. Captain Eddie: The ones with mohawks and tattoos... Kate; And that smell like cheap booze? Captain Eddie: Um... no... that'd be me. Capt. Eddie explains...