Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 31, 2012
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June 01, 2012
Transcript:
Danae: Uh-oh... what does that thing from under the bed look like to you? Danae: Um... a dirty sock. Lucy: Or... it could be a monster's tentacle disguised as a dirty sock, just waiting to grab you when you're cleaning your room! Danae: When I'm doing what? Lucy: Clearly, the monster is unaware of your natural defenses...
When my boys were small, their mom would put skin cream on them after their evening baths. When one asked what it was, I told them, “Baby sauce, so when the alligators crawl out from under your bed, you taste good.” Their mom was horrified, but they found if funny.