Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 11, 2012

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Kate: So in your report... Danae: Memoir Kate: Whatever... You claim to have thwarted and invasion of space monkeys? Danae: Yep! Kate: Ok, let's do a little fact-checking... First, there's no evidence that space monkeys exist... Danae: Well, duh... That's 'cuz I stopped their invasion. Since you don't see them around, it's proof that my story is factual. Kate: My brain just jack-knifed on your highway of logic. Danae: The fast lane of genius isn't for the meek, so keep up or get out.