Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 04, 2012
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Edna: Have you decided on who you're going to vote for yet? Earl: Nope. Edna: Oh... so what's going to make you decide? Earl: I'll vote for the ones who will do the most to supplement us in our retirement. Edna: Well, time is running out, you know. Earl: You're right... I should get out there for the final push of my campaign. Edna: Uh... your campaign? Earl: Yep. Edna: Earl! Earl: What? Making the Vote Count with Earl and Edna
Earl’s right – it’s all about the money. Here in Connecticut, we’ve got Linda McMahon (former CEO of WWE rasslin’) running for senate. In the last 3 years, she’s spent $77 MILLION (as of the end of Sept.) of her own cash to buy – I mean, win – a seat in Congress. Never held elected office, no experience or knowledge, but she can spend, spend, spend (and throw mud like a pig). She’s just a spoiled 3 year old – “I wanna be in Congress!” and has a ton of cash to buy whatever she wants – maybe even Earl.