Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 25, 2012
Transcript:
Danae: ...Then the Big Bad Wolf went to the third little piggy's house, which was made of brick. Once again, he told the three little pigs to come out or he'd blow their house down. But this time, the piggies didn't answer... Instead, the door slowly creaked open. It was dark inside.. very dark. "So you piggies want to make a game of it, eh?" sneered the wolf as he sniffed the air inside. The piggy scent was strong, very strong. Eerily strong... Following his nose, the wolf cornered the pigs, only to find it was the other way around as they had turned into the three Feral Zombie Pigs. Lucy: Do you really think classic fairy tales need updating? Danae: Absolutely! Now they'll make sense.
Uh, pigs kill more people every year in the U.S. than the total killed by “wild animals” in history. They are VERY dangerous critters. BTW, cows also kill far more people than bears, cougar, or wolves- even in Europe!
So, point being, Danae is right on track here!! Good girl!