Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 14, 2013
Woman: *hee-hee* I guess $10 is a fair price to get what I need for motivation. Danae: Yes it is. Woman: Well, what I want to do is... Danae: Let me guess...lose 10 pounds. But I'd say you need to up that goal by at least 15 more. Woman: I was going to say, write a novel. Danae: Oh...then you need to drink a lot, 'cuz the best writers were drunks. That'll be ten more dollars please. Lucy: Can we stop now?