Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 17, 2013
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Eddie: Ok...wheah was I...? Ned: Flung by a whale, on a collision course with Santa. Flo: *Sigh* Eddie: Oh, yeah... Caption: I had no control, but by my calc-yaw-lations......it would be a neah-miss. Noise: POOMF Flo: Uh...that's not the FAA's definition of a neah-miss. Eddie: Just 'cuz the guvah-ment is ignahrent. Doesn't mean WE have to be. Ned: And yet...
BECAUSE the gummint is ignorant, they think we are, too! The fact that enough of us voted for them to get them electedproves they may very well be right….