Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 26, 2015
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Caption: Bernie & Phil learn the hacks of life. Man in red: Hmm...says here we've been doing it wrong. Man in blue: Doing what wrong? Man in red: Everything. Man in blue: What are you talking about? Man in red: "Life Hacks" trumpeted by millennials on the internet. Man in blue: Ok...so what are life hacks? Man in red: It's what we used to call helpful hints, but with snark and bombast. Man in blue: Wait...so how is everything we've been doing "wrong"? Man in red: It's the old formula of cool= better, and old ways are NEVER cool......therefore, UNcool= wrong. Man in blue: Ah...of course. Glad our generation wasn't like that. Man in red: If you feel an earth tremor, it's probably from your parents rolling in their graves laughing.
Nowadays, if you feel an Earth tremor, it’s probably due to fracking …