Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 24, 2015

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Waiter: My doctor says I need to lose a lot of weight... Man: Well, after I stopped eating meat and dairy, I lost 50 pounds in just five months. Waiter: I dunno...but I have to say that most of the gay guys who come here are pretty trim. Man: Uh...again, Tony...vegans are not necessarily gay. Ned: And vice versa. Waiter: Oh. Right....But I was hoping for something more definitive than "necessarily". Man: Ok...how about, it's definitely better than open-heart surgery?