Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 28, 2016

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Danae: $ Yes! That's it! Jeffrey! I've got it...the perfect plan!! Ok...we don't have any money, right? Jeffrey: Uh...right... Danae: Well, all we have to do is go back in time... Jeffrey: Um...ok...back to when, and what do you plan to do? Danae: Back to when a big company was starting up... ...Then buy up a lot of their stock when it was cheap, zap back to now, and we'd be billionaires! Jeffrey: Cool! Just one thing, though... Danae: What...it's perfect! Jeffrey: What'll we buy the stock with? Danae: Gah!! Why does reality have to ruin everything?! Jeffrey: Well, um... Danae: And why is it always uphill?!! Jeffrey: Ok, I've got nothin'...