Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 15, 2016

Ever seen cotton candy made? They dip the paper tube into the spinning tub of sugar and this big sweet sticky fluff of almost nothing but air, wraps itself around it… Conservative platform? Democratic platform? The only way to know which is which is to check the lead levels, I guess, eh?….Some people say republicans are trying to stop people from voting by shortening the voting hours, reducing the number of polling places in “certain neighborhoods”, etc……….But they could also poison the population with lead, because it makes people forgetful and slower with a lower intellect……Now that is brilliant!…It’s also a long term solution…Lead poisoning lasts forever….Republicans are brilliant! After all, until republicans come up with some ideas that make sense to educated people, there is no other way for conservatives to get votes. They have to cheat…They don’t have a choice…