Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 01, 2016
April 30, 2016
May 02, 2016
Transcript:
Both sides held firm to theah beliefs... Penguin: You're the anomaly here! Polar Bear: No, you are! ...And I was stuck with the unenviable task of tryin' to find common ground fah these polah opposites... Polar bear: Predator-prey..end of story. Winner takes all! Penguin: We outnumber you a thousand to one...majority rules1 ...So I went into King Solomon mode. Eddie: Yaw're both right... ...And yaw're both wrong. Since the neutral site fah the meetin' was at the equatah, the hostilities quickly thawed...so to speak. Joe: So...the moral of the story is...? Eddie: Keep me out of *@?#&!! Political ahgu-ments. Flo: Wahds to live and stay sane by, Eddie.
Wiley, I forgot to compliment you on having Pauly jump off Eddies shoulder and run away the other day…Nice touch…It really cracked me up…I can’t remember him moving much…..