Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 15, 2017
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January 16, 2017
Transcript:
Woman: You should be ashamed of yourself! Man: Wait...what? Why? Woman: Everything here is a lie, which makes you a purveyor of lies! LIES, LIES, LIES!! Man: Uh...lies about what? Woman: Which part of "every-thing" don't you understand?! Ugh! I can't stand being near this lame-stream media outhouse! Phone: Bloop bloop bloop bloop Woman: Ahh...take me away, blissful internet! Man: Whoa......I just had the most ludicrously stupid dream. Woman: Hmm...I read an item on Facebook claiming dreams are part of a government mind-control program. They're calling it Dream-gate... Man: Ok...the most stupidly accurate dream...
The Russians did it