Joke time. We need a diversion
Three male bodies are brought into the morgue with wide smiles on their cold dead faces
The detective calls the coroner to get more details.
The coroner replies " The first guy, 85 years old. Texas oil tycoon. Was making love to his 25 year old mistress when he had a massive coronary. "
Detective says " That makes sense. What about the next guy "
Coroner says * 25 years old from Vegas. Won the jackpot on the slots. Spent it all on old single malt scotch. Died of acute alcohol poisoning "
Detective says " I can understand why he’s smiling What about the last guy? "
Coroner replies " 72 years old. President of the US. Hit by lightening on the golf course. "
Detective asks " Why would he be smiling ? "
Coroner " He thought someone was taking his picture "
February 16, 2022
Joke time. We need a diversion
Three male bodies are brought into the morgue with wide smiles on their cold dead faces
The detective calls the coroner to get more details.
The coroner replies " The first guy, 85 years old. Texas oil tycoon. Was making love to his 25 year old mistress when he had a massive coronary. "
Detective says " That makes sense. What about the next guy "
Coroner says * 25 years old from Vegas. Won the jackpot on the slots. Spent it all on old single malt scotch. Died of acute alcohol poisoning "
Detective says " I can understand why he’s smiling What about the last guy? "
Coroner replies " 72 years old. President of the US. Hit by lightening on the golf course. "
Detective asks " Why would he be smiling ? "
Coroner " He thought someone was taking his picture "