Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 16, 2013

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Father's day: Today my family comes up with the ideas. Mom's. Bucketlist. Ice paint water wine mop rain old oaken seats. Bro nick's. Darn,my car used to hum, now it raps. Bro carl's. Getting closer....pitcher of beer. Dad's. Uh, oh....try not to laugh... Wife lynn's Cat-astrophe Nephews Nate's and seth's. We need a father's day cartoon idea. boy: Let's steal one from this site! Nephew Scott's. Man: Your fingers are sticky, you hold my neck too tight and another thing... Peter Frampton regret's making his guitar talk. Daughter Jen's. Off the mark. On the mark.