Overboard by Chip Dunham for January 15, 2014
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Transcript:
It's the storm of the century and they're grilling?!! Although to be fair, we do throw that phrase around here a lot, don't we? Yeah, what is this, like about the third storm of the century this week, isn't it?
Canada temperature conversion60F above: Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.People in Canada sunbathe50 above:New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.People in Canada plant gardens.40 above:Italian cars won’t start.Canadians drive with the windows down.32 above:Distilled water freezes.The Saskatchewan River water gets thicker.20 above:Californians shiver uncontrollably.Canadians have the last cook-out before it gets cold.15 above:New York landlords finally turn up the heat.Canadians throw on a sweatshirt.-0 -Californians fly away to Mexico.People in Canada lick the flagpole.20 below:People in Miami cease to exist.Canadians get out their winter coats.40 below:Hollywood disintegrates.Canada’s Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.60 below:Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.Canadian Boy Scouts postpone “Winter Survival” classes until it gets cold enough.80 below:Mt. St. Helen’s freezes.Canadians rent some videos.100 below:Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg.297 below:Microbial life survives on dairy products.Canadian cows complain of farmers with cold hands.460 below:ALL atomic motion stops.Canadians start saying….“Cold ’nuff for ya?”500 below:Hell freezes over.The Maple Leafs wins The Stanley Cup.