Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for October 15, 1996
Transcript:
Verne, d'ya ever get the feeling females want something from us we can't give them? You mean, like 5 seconds of our undivided attention? Exactly!... And I once spent 7.3 seconds with Luby, missing an entire Entertainment Tonight celebrity birthday segment! Most guys will go over one, two tenths of a second tops! Yeah! And she calls me a jerk!