Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for September 20, 1997
Transcript:
I can't stand this! Give me back my old worry free life! I ain't switching... I'm perfectly happy being perfectly happy. Verne, I heard Velma say she found those worry lines around your face sexy. She... She did? Oh, too bad... They're almost gone. They are?! Gosh hold on... Next on the impending doom channel, belly button lint causes shaving and wood ticks! Gasp! It's true... Women are more important than personal happiness...
Excellent.