Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for November 20, 1997
Transcript:
Velma is strangely obsessively resistant to my charms. Y'know what I do?... Fred the wood tick! Gather up a few microns of dried moss and mite dung and compose a delicate arrangement in a cracked ant thorax. It's the little things that count. I think I just inhaled it.