Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 30, 1997
Transcript:
You have a New Year's eve date with Velma? I finally broke down her defenses. Blackmail, extortion, a bribe. Hey, I don't have to pay for my dates! She takes green stamps? Another 15,000 books and I get a midnight handshake! Forget it... You know I have my heart set on that travel iron. You are truly a raccoon without pity.