Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for October 20, 1998
Transcript:
I'm offended by the fact that nothing offends you. You're just jealous. Oh, right... I'm jealous that nothing fazes you, no matter how appalling. In other news... The general sense that moral fabric of the universe is falling apart like a cheap suit is up a seasonally adjusted 130%. He's right... I am jealous. Zzzz