Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 11, 1999
Transcript:
Verne: y'know, since they weren't sure of christ's birthdate, they decided to celebrate christmas in december as an alternative to saturnalia, the ancient roman celebration of bad manners.... man: Ahh, man!...eggnog emergency! can you pass a napkin? Man: Whadda ya need a napkin for?..ya got a tongue... oh, yeah...right. old habits die hard.