Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for January 11, 2001
Transcript:
"And then Luby says, "I wouldn't date you if you died and were reincarnated as Matt Damon." "Harsh dude... Say, are you getting a little warm?" "Yeah.." "Wait, I have an idea." SPLASH "So then I said, I wouldn't date you if you died and stayed dead." "That's telling her!"