Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for January 31, 2001
Transcript:
"RJ, it's not 'youthinize' it's 'euthanize'!" "Tomato tomawto..." "But it means they're going to put us to sleep!" "Great. I could use a nap." "For a long, long time!" "Not too long, I have a mah-jongg tournament tomorrow at 10." "RJ, why do you get to walk through life blissfully ignorant, while I'm cursed with the burden of knowledge?" "Dumb luck I guess."