Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 09, 2002
Transcript:
"You never give up." "I have a secret weapon this year." "Check out section 12 of the uniform code of Christmas conduct..." UCCC "Failure to kiss (see definition) any individual who is situated under mistletoe will be subject to a fine not to exceed three lumps of coal in their stocking..." "A kiss is defined as any lip-to-lip contact that exceeds .5 seconds." "'Contact' 'Contact!' No air kisses!"