Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for July 12, 2003
Transcript:
"Tiger never really committed to my stress management techniques." TIGER SHOOTS 145 MISSES CUT "RJ he gained 80 pounds and ruined his game, thanks to you!" "Oh, he went through the motions... He snacked... He reclined... He memorized the theme from Lizzie McGuire." "But in the end my 'snack 'n' relax' regimen became just another game to him... a game he could never win." "Because an amateur can't compete with a professional?" "It would crush his spirit... He would never recover."