Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for June 29, 2005
Transcript:
"You WHAT? You can't just order a FRIEND off the internet." "Why not? It's guaranteed or they'll take him back...no questions asked." "Am I the only one who's APPALLED at this tawdry display of cynical disregard for the sanctity of interpersonal relationships?" "Yeah." "Pretty much." "I want a friend, too! But NO weasels!...Weasels give me migraines!"
Weasels like squirrels because they taste good.