Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for July 02, 2005
Transcript:
"You actually did it! I can't BELIEVE you purchased a RUSSIAN MAIL-ORDER FRIEND!" "You know, Verne, I didn't do it for me. I've got LOTS of friends..." "I did it for YOU...you're always saying how no one understands you...no one listens to you...no one respects you..." "Y...you...got...him for ME?...to MOLD and FORM into a [sic] my own PERSONAL CLONE??!" "He's a friend, Verne, not a cult." "First we'll make t-shirts...we'll need a motto...and a secret handshake. There's just so much to DO."