Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for October 23, 2006
Transcript:
"Excuse me..." "...Ummm... have you considered how it feels to be sliced open, gutted and carved into a hideous face?" "Have you considered how it feels to bed addressed by a talking pumpkin?" "Oh... gee!... No... it is a little disconcerting isn't it? My apologies... as you were." "As veggies go, pumpkins aren't very assertive, are they?" "Actually, we're a fruit, but it's a common mistake. No offense... now, where were we?"
That pumpkin is so dead.