Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for May 26, 2009
Transcript:
Verne says, "Tiny, tooting ticks do not blow up the bubbles in bubble wrap." RJ says, "Of course they do." Verne says, "I tell the truth, and no one listens!...You make stuff up and everyone believes you." RJ says, "Picasso said, 'Art is the lie that tells the truth.'" Verne says, "So now you're an artist?" RJ says, "I paint with my fibs." Hammy says, "I paint with my tail."
I how to define art. An actor is an artist who knows what they are doing. A performance artist is someone pretending to be an actor. In other words, Picasso is artist (I am not a fan), where Jackson Pollock was someone who ruined canvas by throwing paint at.