Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 21, 2009

Transcript:

Hammy's Christmas Wish! What's the true meaning of Christmas? Hammy says, "Women are the true meaning of Christmas?" Velma says, "Santa couldn't function without Mrs. Claus?" Velma says, "She has a P.H.D. in applied quantum physics." Luby says, "Her Wormholer 6000 invention allows Santa to finish delivering presents before he starts." Hammy syas, "SO that's how he can be at 4,000 malls all at once!" Luby says, "And she makes a mean rice krispies treat..." Velma says, "She uses rice krispies from the future!" Luby says, "...they're snap, crackle and poppier!" Hammy says, "If a rice krispie pops and no one is born yet to hear it, then...?"