Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for November 12, 2011

Sharuniboy: I remember. National Guard was a popular draft dodge since star pro athletes were in it and they wouldn’t be sent into combat. Their orders were, “They’re freaks, you can do anything you want with them.” The first to die was an ROTC cadet officer, Eagle Scout, and on his way to class. And the nation cheered.