Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for May 18, 2013
Transcript:
verne: you're not a drummer?...but our craigslist ad specifically said, "previous experience a must." drummer auditions. duck: I have lots of previous experience...as a duck. I've been a duck all my life.... duck: It's hard being a duck...with the flying and paddling and the avoiding being killed and mounted above a 60 in lcd wide screen playing "duck dynasty." duck: I really hate those guys. hammy: ahhhh. poor duck. verne: It's just drums...if ringo can do it, the duck can. rj: next!
They could just get a drum machine like everybody else. …and Ringo was (is?) a first-rate drummer.