Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 08, 2014
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over the hedge answer your christmas queries!... "how does santa deliver all the presents in a single night?" verne: Santa operates in a quantum dimension where time moves slower relative to... rj: imagine a circle of huge guns at the north pole that shoot out presents like t-shirt cannons.... hammy: tubes.
I believe Santa is a Time Lord just like Dr Who. I submit the evidence for your judgmentHow does Santa deliver all the toys in one night ? He doesn’t , his sleigh is a TARDIS so he can take all year of his time line to deliver the presents but with time travel he delivers them all on the same nightHow do all the toys fit into one sack ? Easy.. using Time Lord technology the sack is bigger on the inside.Why else do you think there is always a Dr Who Christmas Special ? Because even Moffat knows Santa is a Time Lord