Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for August 22, 2016
Transcript:
rj: I don't know. verne: hey siri, do you know? I don't know either. verne: tree, do you know if you have to be crazy to be a great artist? The tree that knows stuff tree: wait. nothing about whether deadpool's suit is dry clean only? rj: We've moved on. verne: And it's delicate cylce, drip dry.
To say, “Han shot first” implies someone shot second, which didn’t happen. Then again, the point of shooting first is to make sure the other guy never shoots.