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hammy: poor lonely verne..I wonder what he's doing for valentine's day this year? celebrating! verne: ...I'm going to be my own valentine!...i'm going to shower myself with chocolate and flowers and love! Rj: is that legal? hammy: Only in iceland.
Good for you, Verne! But allow me to suggest that you might also stick it to the Valentine-Industrial complex by completely ignoring the over-hyped day altogether.