Pat Oliphant for February 15, 2017
February 03, 2017
All caught up!
Transcript:
Attention Global Leaders. Please have patience when dealing with doofus Donald, our president, so-called. Doofus has been under extreme pressure lately, a condition which can emphasize his less-stable characteristics. When he is in this state, it is best to ignore him completely, if ignore him completely, if that is possible. Please remember two things, among others: 1. Doofus has, in his tiny hands, the u.s. nuclear codes. 2. Doofus is only seven year old. Thank you for your kind attention.
