Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 25, 1953
Transcript:
Lucy, carrying a toy gun, runs up to Charlie Brown who is kneeling behind a foot-stool in full cowboy gear and also holding a gun. She exclaims, "Schroeder doesn't play fair!"<BR><BR> She continues, "I shot him, but he won't fall dead!" He asks, "Where did you shoot him?"<BR><BR> They walk off and she replies, "I shot him right behind the davenport.."<BR><BR> He looks to the reader as she concludes, "And if that isn't fatal, I don't know what is!"<BR><BR>
Oh come on he’s gonna be your husband!