Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 11, 1954

Transcript:

Lucy (carrying a pad and pencil) approaches Charlie Brown on the sidewalk. She asks, "Charlie Brown, how much is zero times zero?"<br> <br> He replies, "Zero" She chides him, "ZERO? Oh, come on now, Charlie Brown...it's GOT to be SOMETHING!"<br> <br> She walks off deciding, "I'll put down THREE...that sounds just about right...'zero,' he says...ha!" Stunned, he watches her go.<br> <br> He grimaces, puts his hands to his stomach, and says,"Things like that make my stomach hurt..."<br> <br>