Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 25, 1955
Transcript:
Charlie Brown sits on a cushion and reads to Snoopy, who sits at his feet: "'A rhinoceros is a large animal having one or two horns on its nose.." <br> <br> He looks at Snoopy and says, "Well, Snoopy..you may not have the horns, but you sure have the NOSE!"<br> <br> He stands up and laughs: "HA HA HA! HO HO HO HO HO!" Snoopy frowns.<br> <br> As Snoopy chases after him with his mouth open, Charlie Brown protests, "HEY! Rhinos don't bite! They BUMP!"<br> <br>
Rhinos might not bite, but dogs do.