Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 29, 1956
Transcript:
Lucy is leaning on the piano whiles Schroeder plays. She says, "I'm going to ask you a question, Schroeder, and I want a straight answer..."<br> <br> He looks up as she asks, "Do you think you and I will get married someday?"<br> <br> She jumps as he yells, "NEVER!! NEVER IN TEN THOUSAND MILLION BILLION YEARS!"<br> <br> She grimaces and says, "I can't stand those straight answers..."<br> <br>
Straight answers usually suck.