Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 08, 1959

Transcript:

Violet and Charlie Brown are leaning on the brick wall. Violet says, "It's funny...Patty is really my best friend when we're not fighting..now Shermy should be my friend too, but somehow, he just isn't.."<br> <br> She continues, "Lucy is usually my friend but sometimes she seems like she isn't and she acts like Schroeder, who is sort of a friend, but not really.."<br> <br> Charlie Brown watches her sigh and walk away.<br> <br> He grimaces and says, "It just goes to prove what I've always believed..you can't tell a friend without a scorecard!"<br> <br>